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Carloscy 

Hmm, this person is well not like others. weird? definitely. Cool? 110% Funny? hell yes. He is really one of a kind.

So if you think I am talking about any person named Carlos? Throw that thought in the trash like right now. Stop reading this write that thought down and throw it in the trash burn it or whatever. Because there is only one Carloscy. Good listener? Yes. Understands? Yes. So if you happen to come across my amazing friend Carloscy then hold on to him got it? Don't break his heart don't hurt him at all or else I come after you. Just let him share is scary stories. And believe me, they are scary. Bottom line I am not here to say what he needs. I am here to say that he is a fun person to talk to, he will make you smile, and laugh. You can talk to him for hours and just never get bored. And if you can then pack your shit and leave because from what I can tell he has been through enough and I think he just needs some real loyal people. And for any real loyal girl looking for a real loyal boy Carloscy is da man for you. Just if you break my man's heart I promise you I will show up at your door with a body bag and a crazy smile.

P.S. NO ONE else can call him Carloscy call him by his real name thank you
Carloscy is so funny and nice.

Carloscy is such a sweet person honestly his advice has changed me in so many ways
Carloscy by jhggfhh December 1, 2019
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