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Carl Johnson 

A motherfucking piece of shit gang-banging cock sucker
Officer Tenpenny describes Carl Johnson as a mother fucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker
Conversation:
Carl: Uh- Sweet!
*Distracts officer Tenpenny*

*Missed shot at Carl*
Tenpenny:It ain’t over Carl! It ain’t over!
Tenpenny: Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!
*Shoots generators to make building explode*
Carl Johnson by Frank_Tenpenny July 20, 2019

Carl Johnson 

The main character of "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas".
Man: Did you hear? Carl Johnson's mom got murdered and he's back up with the hood now.
Man #2: Yeah, he's beating up those Ballas suckas.
Carl Johnson by OGFL May 5, 2009

Carl Johnson 

yo nigga CJ from groove street
Hey Carl Johnson you ugly ass mf get ur ass over here.
Carl Johnson by notsoname March 10, 2020

Carl Johnson 

The main character of gta San Andreas who became a meme for saying "Ah shit, here we go again" and for pictures of him crying.
Did you see my TikTok video with the Carl Johnson memes haha.

Carl Johnson 

Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.
Show yo' colors, fool.
Carl Johnson is just cj
Carl Johnson by helloworld2911 April 12, 2023
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026