A man with a beard thicker then the forests of the amazon. A laid back fellow with a love for mathematics and fine women. It has once been said that he lost his virginity before his own father, and spends his free time skydiving without parachutes, and counting to infinity, which he has accomplished both twice.
Stagg was created when God fornicated with a unicorn and out popped Carl with a mathbook in his hand and full beard.
Stagg was created when God fornicated with a unicorn and out popped Carl with a mathbook in his hand and full beard.
by foxylady4u October 7, 2010
Carl Jung, The archetypal badass. So badass, that he had to invent his own school of psychology just to have room for all the awesome he was sent to Earth to unfold.
Although only known by name to the average internet user, Carl Jung continues to resonate strongly in the internet's collective unconscious. One of Carl Jung's famous quotes: "What you resist, you become", perhaps the defining psychological dynamic of the internet.
Although only known by name to the average internet user, Carl Jung continues to resonate strongly in the internet's collective unconscious. One of Carl Jung's famous quotes: "What you resist, you become", perhaps the defining psychological dynamic of the internet.
by NotAnEgyptian December 11, 2010
A person who hurts gingerbread boys. Especially the pretend ones. He flows. La jiggy jar jar doo. A person who doesn't like stinky tiaras, and hates sticky chairs. Would to take archery, but can't. He loves tossing bricks, it doesn't matter what type because a brick is just a brick. He can find his way through a hall without a light. He'll hit you with a femur if he has to. Wise.
"Comin' at at ya like 1, 2, walkers in the back of the club."
"All I have is piles of bones, bones, bones."
"You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me Carl Poppa."
"All I have is piles of bones, bones, bones."
"You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me Carl Poppa."
by platoniccuddle April 17, 2016
A super badass guy who loves everyone but gets hurt often by others. If you see him, you'll be happy. He will try to help you. Let him. A guy who will put all his trust in you and hopes to be trusted back. Will not hurt you. Loves everyone and hates haters XD
by OneManArmy.CA July 1, 2015
All Carl Johnson had to do, was follow the damn train.
by figgernaggot101 April 2, 2019
The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.
by Nashers567 April 11, 2020
The act of pouring a beer into your mouth without letting the bottle or can tough your lips. And getting the bottle or can as far away from your mouth as possible
by HateSickFux May 26, 2017