Carhartt Cowboy 

Any 25-30 year old male that wears a Carhartt jacket and pants as fashion. He usually accents the poser outfit with logging boots. You can tell the pussy is not a working man because his Carhartt’s are clean and the skin in his hands lack callouses and dirt under the nails. The thought of manual labor makes this tomato cry. He has the mechanical skills of a 10 year old girl, but he proudly wears his gear to buy craft beer.

Hey Mike check out the Carhartt Cowboy walking his rescue dog into the Starbucks. Do you think he has ever picked up a hammer?

Carhartt Cowboy by Raice Bannon November 9, 2022

carhart cowboy

a person who thinks that looking the part makes up for lack of knowledge, they have no idea what they are doing and are in a managerial position but suck at it, often found parading around talking on their cell phones avoiding serious work issues. Carhart cowboys have no useful education, work experience or aptude to do what they are in charge of in their field.

He's such a carhart cowboy, if brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

carhart cowboy by wtxtumbleweed January 18, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012