Masturbating in a car by yourself
Becs - You'll never guess what seen on the bus today?
John - What??
Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!
John - Was he alone?
Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!
John - Jeeze Becs!!!
John - What??
Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!
John - Was he alone?
Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!
John - Jeeze Becs!!!
by henryhill1223 January 20, 2012
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Common among the student population, particularly sixth form.
Opposite of a bus wanker.
Common among the student population, particularly sixth form.
Opposite of a bus wanker.
#1 "Where's Bob?"
#2 "Aw, he's driving over. Car wanker."
Car Wanker: "Awww you still get the bus? I drove over." *flashes keys in none-subtle way*
#1 "Sorry I'm late, stupid bus. Bloody freezing too...:("
Car Wanker: "Ahh yeah buses, I remember those. I got here ages ago, nice warm drive over..."
#2 "Aw, he's driving over. Car wanker."
Car Wanker: "Awww you still get the bus? I drove over." *flashes keys in none-subtle way*
#1 "Sorry I'm late, stupid bus. Bloody freezing too...:("
Car Wanker: "Ahh yeah buses, I remember those. I got here ages ago, nice warm drive over..."
by Rawr xD September 10, 2010
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