Car Wank

Masturbating in a car by yourself

Becs - You'll never guess what seen on the bus today?

John - What??

Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!

John - Was he alone?

Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!

John - Jeeze Becs!!!

Car Wank by henryhill1223 January 20, 2012

Car Wanker 

Someone who, after passing their test, relishes in driving round, often making ridiculously short trips and irritating all those who are stuck on public transport.
Common among the student population, particularly sixth form.
Opposite of a bus wanker.

#1 "Where's Bob?"
#2 "Aw, he's driving over. Car wanker."

Car Wanker: "Awww you still get the bus? I drove over." *flashes keys in none-subtle way*

#1 "Sorry I'm late, stupid bus. Bloody freezing too...:("
Car Wanker: "Ahh yeah buses, I remember those. I got here ages ago, nice warm drive over..."

Car Wanker by Rawr xD September 10, 2010