When your parents are home or you're too cheap to buy a motel room, you and your bitch fuck in your car, hence car fucking. Usually, the man will sit in the back seat while the girl sits on him and rides his dick.
Joe: Did you and that whore go back to your place?
Dave: Fuck no, my mom was home, so i fucked her in my car.
Joe: Ha. You went car fucking ?
Dave: Fuck yeah.
Dave: Fuck no, my mom was home, so i fucked her in my car.
Joe: Ha. You went car fucking ?
Dave: Fuck yeah.
by JoeDirt1994 August 10, 2010
by Emma Thompson March 24, 2007
Wen you fuck in a car. May be in the back seat or may be in the front.(may cause acciedents if in the front due to interference)
by Scott Fukin Sullivan June 18, 2003
A motor accident in which the lead car has another car piled up on top of it from the rear, the result of a tailgater being unable to stop in time through being too close.
Resembles one car mounting another.
Resembles one car mounting another.
Witness: A kid ran out in the road and the lead car had to stop real fast, the car behind was unable to stop in time and really car fucked him.
Fireman: Well driver in the lead car has no worries now, the rear cars engine block has taken his head clean off.
Fireman: Well driver in the lead car has no worries now, the rear cars engine block has taken his head clean off.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
An unusual and strange paraphilia involving dragons and cars in which, well, are engaging in sexual acts.
r/dragonsfuckingcars is a popular online community dedicated to this paraphilia, often a lost redditor would stumble upon this place and would either find themselves a newfound arousal, or needing to get an eyebleach and forever be cursed with what they can't unsee.
r/dragonsfuckingcars is a popular online community dedicated to this paraphilia, often a lost redditor would stumble upon this place and would either find themselves a newfound arousal, or needing to get an eyebleach and forever be cursed with what they can't unsee.
Dragon: *Inserts its majestic penis in the car's black oil-slicked exhaust pipes
Car: Hnnnngggggg AHHHHH HARDER!!!
Dragon: *As its about to orgasm, the dragon retreats its cock and insert it to the fuel tank
Dragon: Ughh I'm gonna cum, FUCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Car: *Gets refueled by the dragon's majestic seed
Dragon: (*Pants, *Pants) Hah, that was so good.
Dragons Fucking Cars is awesome
Car: Hnnnngggggg AHHHHH HARDER!!!
Dragon: *As its about to orgasm, the dragon retreats its cock and insert it to the fuel tank
Dragon: Ughh I'm gonna cum, FUCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Car: *Gets refueled by the dragon's majestic seed
Dragon: (*Pants, *Pants) Hah, that was so good.
Dragons Fucking Cars is awesome
by Efurion October 18, 2020
It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.
Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"
a sad but true story
what am I doing with my life
Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"
a sad but true story
what am I doing with my life
King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr
by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021
Muscle car as fuck is some thing that muscle car guys say because they think they are the shit but deep inside they know that they are just mad because they are slow and usles🤗
by JDM LIFE 🔰 September 30, 2017