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Car Fucking 

When your parents are home or you're too cheap to buy a motel room, you and your bitch fuck in your car, hence car fucking. Usually, the man will sit in the back seat while the girl sits on him and rides his dick.
Joe: Did you and that whore go back to your place?

Dave: Fuck no, my mom was home, so i fucked her in my car.

Joe: Ha. You went car fucking ?

Dave: Fuck yeah.
Car Fucking by JoeDirt1994 August 10, 2010
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Mort got us in a fucking car wreck 

It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life
King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr

I’m a fucking race car driver 

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else
*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver

corfuckingtado

the act of fucking in a scissor-like position. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously, others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
Hey hon! What sex-position do you want to do tonight? Let's do the corfuckingtado position at the edge of the bed.
corfuckingtado by Karma 77 October 30, 2008

capfucking 

sexual act in which one inserts the member between the back of a kneecap and proceeds to thrust. most often fantasized about when lusting over an extremely attractive girl with extremely attractive legs.
oh man, i want to capfuck her.