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Car Fart 

1) When the driver of a car equipped with power windows farts, and locks the windows creating a "gas chamber".

2) a way of getting out of giving unlikeable people a ride.
I won't ever get a ride with Steve ever since he made a car fart. John started throwing up and Jenny passed out!
Car Fart by What's a pseudonym????? February 22, 2009
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Car Fart 

The act of holding a fart all day in a circumstance when farting is not permittable to finally get into your car and release said fart.
hey jess, i couldnt wait to leave work all day ive been stuck in a meeting and holding this fart since 9am, i totally released the biggest car fart.
Car Fart by funnygal1983 November 12, 2013

Speeding Car Fart Trap 

When someone farts in the car while driving and traps you by locking all the windows so you can't breathe. Victims are forced to open the doors to gain fresh air while avoiding death by fart or other moving vehicles.
I was in a Speeding Car Fart Trap the other night. Jon kept farting and locking all the windows and we were forced to open the doors while he was driving. If I didn't open the door to get some air I would've thrown up!

Fart Car 

The Smart car of the future. Scientists are currently working on a way to contain human flatulence for use in smaller, more efficient vehicles. The prototype tested has only been able to travel a few feet due to limited amounts of flatulence available per person, but the experts are also working on a way to clone and condense human farts so that one fart can become many more, thus increasing the volume available per person. People will be encouraged to consume large amounts of fiber (especially Fiber Bars) and carbonated water and drinks to increase their gas production. Instead of plugging your car into an outlet and wasting electricity, or buying the more traditional, expensive type of gas, you would fart directly into a tube that leads into your car's "gas tank", which will have a self-sealing valve after each deposit.

The Fart Car will prove to be a valuable means of transportation in the future, as farts are free and we will no longer be required to depend on foreign oil resources. The future is looking brighter, if not a bit stinkier.
"I can't wait to buy my first Fart Car!"
Fart Car by munchkin'smom August 31, 2011

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car
"Damn sally nice fart car!"
"That fart car need a carwash?"

Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart 

It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.
Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.
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