captain ron 

The pimpiest pirate en el mundo.
Kurt Russels Best Movie

Captain Ron gives me something to live for.

captain ron by Clay Monette October 2, 2003

Captain Ron 

A movie, made in 1992, where a Family inherits a boat from a decessed Uncle and highers a Crew Captain to sail them around sea, but usually gets them lost along the way, and gets them stuck in crazy situations.

"Hey Addisyn, what's your favorite movie?"
"Ohh, definatly the movie Captain Ron!!"

Captain Ron by PaYneyy April 12, 2010

captain ron 

The victim of a go-kart accident...definetly not a pirate. He is a sailor.

"Sounds like a pirate."

captain ron by andyfellovernet July 14, 2003

Captain Ron 

When your partner closes an eye and you take a dump on said eye leaving your partner with a Captain Ron eye patch circa 1980s.

I felt like I could take on the Kreaken while riding Johnny Depp's back after my old lady gave me that stunning Captain Ron!

Captain Ron by ArgggMatey July 14, 2016

Captain Rona 

When the fashion clothes fairy has completely missed your house and you’re entire wardrobe is purchased at you’re local hardware store

Yo Captain Rona, is that a belt or a tool pouch?

Captain Rona by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023