1. Someone (usually a man) that spends most of his money on a gold digging woman.
2. Someone (usually a man) that lets a woman walk all over him by letting her take his car, pays her bills, takes care of her kids while she goes out, and any number of things that would constitute trying to "save" a woman from her apparent downtrodden position in life.
3. A song by Master P on the 1997 Ghetto D album
2. Someone (usually a man) that lets a woman walk all over him by letting her take his car, pays her bills, takes care of her kids while she goes out, and any number of things that would constitute trying to "save" a woman from her apparent downtrodden position in life.
3. A song by Master P on the 1997 Ghetto D album
Your crew: Hey man, you want to go hit up the music store?
You: Naa man, i'm broke
Your crew: Thats because you're too busy trying to save a hoe with your captain kirk ass
You: Naa man, i'm broke
Your crew: Thats because you're too busy trying to save a hoe with your captain kirk ass
by Nkd K3v August 14, 2011
1. Main character in the original Star Trek series. Commander of the Enterprise.
2. Cockney rhyming slang for "work".
2. Cockney rhyming slang for "work".
1. Guy #1: "d00d pickard r00lz!!"
Guy #2: "Kirk could kick Picard's ass!"
2. Guy #1: "You want some vodka?"
Guy #2: "Can't man, got Captain Kirk tomorrow."
Guy #1: "Shut up and get that down your Gregory Peck!"
Guy #2: "Kirk could kick Picard's ass!"
2. Guy #1: "You want some vodka?"
Guy #2: "Can't man, got Captain Kirk tomorrow."
Guy #1: "Shut up and get that down your Gregory Peck!"
by Beeth October 30, 2007
The Man the Legend the shitz call him what you will see winner as opposed to picard loser always gets the job done and gets the girl. Unlike Picard in that he manages to have sex more times than His First officer!
Screw the Prime Directive
Screw the Prime Directive
by william the wallace March 11, 2006
Watch left, Captain Kirk is gonna blow his load!
She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
by fmywet87 December 09, 2015
The act of defecating inside a girl's mouth. Named for Captain Kirk, a character played by William Shatner on the TV series "Star Trek."
"...and then I gave her the Captain Kirk..."
"Wait, what does that mean?"
"You know, she opened her mouth and then I Shatner!"
"Wait, what does that mean?"
"You know, she opened her mouth and then I Shatner!"
by Dakota Dick April 28, 2010
Seven of Nine, T'Pol, Uhura, Jadzia Dax and Councellor Troi all make me want to sneak off to the holodeck and have a quick Captain kirk.
by Masked Avenger Dude June 19, 2010
by Simon Cowels May 24, 2008