Captain Blazingcakes Share definition Flag AKA: Captain Eroticcakes. Noun: A man that will not say one word for 8 consecutive days, but get him in the club, and he will get in 12 freaks per hour. Donnie: Wanna come work out? Captian Blazingcakes: Nah man, I get plenty of exercize freaking. Captain Blazingcakes by Conswertin March 8, 2004 Get the Captain Blazingcakes mug.