Capri-sun Vodka 

A glorious drink promising side effects that will; render you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and then will theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper

Omg adam I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time

Capri-sun Vodka by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017

saras capri-sun vodkas 

saras capri-sun vodkas

A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.

Omg adamus I cant believe you gave them saras capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time!

saras capri-sun vodkas by JuicyOliwia6669 September 22, 2017

capri-sun vodkas 

A drink promising side effects that will; render you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and then will theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper

Omg  I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping  to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of  Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time

capri-sun vodkas by JuicyOliwia6669 September 20, 2017

Capri-sun Vodkas 

A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.

I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time

Capri-sun Vodkas by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017