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Capitol Riots 

on January 6 2021, Trump told his moron supporters to riot the capitol in an attempt to overturn the election
they broke windows and flew confederate flags (reminder:this is the "Party Of Lincoln")

there were officers trying to stop the morons but there were also officers that were morons
sadly 1 good officer was killed but there also were 4 maga moron deaths, one was shot , another tazed his balls for some reason, another was trampled and the last had a stroke

but more chaos came when dumbasses started sitting in the seats of members and the morons started stealing stuff
one even stole the podium but thankfully congress members managed to take the votes when they were leaving

so where were the Trumps?
they were furiously masturbating to the riots
after Biden gave a speech telling Trump to step up, Trump gave the most forced speech in history telling his morons to go home

after the riots, congress confirmed that Biden won, McConnell got replaced, Devos resigned, and Perdue lost
people started turning on Trump, hundreds of people from The Trump Administration resigned
Tucker Carlson stopped ass kissing and Pence announced Biden's Win

thankfully rioters got arrested
morons said that protests where peaceful and it's antifa disguised
but before fake news could spread Trump was terminated from Social Media
Trump stopped the election fraud shit before he got banned and finally conceded
he also said he wouldn't attend Biden's Inauguration but nobody gives a shit
Person: did you see the Capitol Riots
Dumbass: IT WAS ANTIFA IN DISGUISE
Person: atleast Trump conceded
Capitol Riots by SmartEpic2020 January 8, 2021
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Capitol riots 

( happened on Jan 6th): something to be ashamed of, but it's not an insurrection.
The Capitol riots were a collection of the following groups of people

1) non political/non partisan mentally ill people and criminals

2) socially unstable individuals ( some may have been Trump supporters) who misunderstood and misinterpreted what Trump/other politicians said. These people should not be listening to the media except on the radio or reading the paper.

3) other people who had nothing to do with politics but wanted to loot and riot

Do not ever blame the Capitol riots on Trump or his supporters. This event is an FBI failure to protect the Capitol, period, full stop.
Capitol riots by Uncle Dimma January 6, 2022
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