A pretty nice beach in New Jersey. Like any other beach it's buzzing in Summer and dead in Winter. It has some nice stores and lots of old Victorian style buildings. It also has a concrete sunken ship. Carney's and Henry's are the best places to eat.
by Choclat Puddin August 04, 2008
The pathetic dick of New Jersey inhabited by inbreds and whiggers. A shitty little place where morons flock in the summer to go to the unimpressive beaches, and wonder in and out of dozens of little "shoppes" that are all filled with the same useless shit.
Drunken Cape May Regular: "I LOVE CAPE MAAAAAYY!!!"
Poor Bastard Forced to Visit Cape May (PBFVCM): "Someday, some how, I will blow this shit hole back to the stone age"
Poor Bastard Forced to Visit Cape May (PBFVCM): "Someday, some how, I will blow this shit hole back to the stone age"
by Don William Arminon September 01, 2008
the place where everyone vacations but yet makes fun of jersey people. in the winter there is nothing to do but in the summer it isthe place to be.
cape may is the shit
by courtnizzle June 24, 2006
by pete February 19, 2005
piece of shit place at the jersey shore, contains a bunch of poser surfers, who just fall over on the 2 foot waves.
by XxX June 02, 2004
Cape May is a shore town where nothing but fun is had. The winter may suck but the summer is the best. Late nights always turn into early mornings and you know you'll always be partyin somewhere. Cape May is love at the greatest. The beach, the ocean, the sand, the hotties, the friends, the love: What more do you need?
by Always Cape May December 11, 2005