cape may

the place where everyone vacations but yet makes fun of jersey people. in the winter there is nothing to do but in the summer it isthe place to be.

cape may is the shit

by courtnizzle June 24, 2006

Cape May

A pretty nice beach in New Jersey. Like any other beach it's buzzing in Summer and dead in Winter. It has some nice stores and lots of old Victorian style buildings. It also has a concrete sunken ship. Carney's and Henry's are the best places to eat.

If you really want to see a sunken concrete ship, go to Cape May.

by Choclat Puddin September 28, 2008

Cape May

The town is Owned by Kent Lambie

U just got OWNED or Pawned

by Joe May 13, 2005

cape may

A bunch of old people who goes down to the shore for vacation.

Look at the old bastards walking around Cape May with their sweaters around their neck.

by pete February 18, 2005

Cape May

The pathetic dick of New Jersey inhabited by inbreds and whiggers. A shitty little place where morons flock in the summer to go to the unimpressive beaches, and wonder in and out of dozens of little "shoppes" that are all filled with the same useless shit.

Drunken Cape May Regular: "I LOVE CAPE MAAAAAYY!!!"

Poor Bastard Forced to Visit Cape May (PBFVCM): "Someday, some how, I will blow this shit hole back to the stone age"

by Don William Arminon October 20, 2008

cape may

piece of shit place at the jersey shore, contains a bunch of poser surfers, who just fall over on the 2 foot waves.

look at those little bitches goin down to cape may.

by XxX June 1, 2004

Cape May

Alex Zick owns Kent Lambie who owns Cape May, thus Alex Zick owns Cape May

Whistle tips go Whoo whoooo in Cape May

by dildoschwagginz69420 August 6, 2022