Canoe U.
Canoe U. by Bill Gilcrest June 29, 2003
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Canoe U.
Canoe U. by Alo Konsen August 24, 2003
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u canot b serios
internet slang, short for "you cannot be serious"
used as an excited utterance when the poster simply cannot believe what was posted inthe thread.
used as an excited utterance when the poster simply cannot believe what was posted inthe thread.
u canot b serios by Occupant Ilied Industries May 2, 2005
up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe
When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.
up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe by octopod August 25, 2004
Used Canoe
Bobbing on cock (the "oar") in a swimming pool and/or getting tea-bagged while floating on a raft. Variant: Doing push-ups, poolside, while bobbing on the cock of a swimmer floating in the pool.
Girlfriend: Did you blow that guy while floating on your Pringles inflatable raft?
Her: He treated me like a Used Canoe.
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I was backfloating while she went upside down on me like a Used Canoe.
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Look at that little guy by the pool! He's covering that D like a used canoe.
Her: He treated me like a Used Canoe.
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I was backfloating while she went upside down on me like a Used Canoe.
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Look at that little guy by the pool! He's covering that D like a used canoe.
Used Canoe by Roderick Tutweiler June 17, 2010
unskinned canoe
unskinned canoe by Paul Breen January 7, 2015
Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club
A nickname given to the Coast Guard by the Marines. Usually said in a mocking manner due to the fact that the Coast Guard is rarely in combat and are instead mainly stopping drug boats and pulling six-pack rings off sea life. Contrary to the life of a Marine.
Coastguardsman: I’m in the Coast Guard
Marine: Oh, you mean Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club?
Coastguardsman: Huh?
Marine: Pussy.
Marine: Oh, you mean Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club?
Coastguardsman: Huh?
Marine: Pussy.
Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club by LaxBros69 February 1, 2018
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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