It is used by people who lost their children and disagreeing that Cancer exists.
Its not Cancer its surprise bone growth.

Its not Cancer its surprise cell growth
by Cavejoncen October 22, 2019
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Having cancer in your testicles
Jim: I love testicular cancer, it makes them so big!
Katy: Take a look at Jim's testicles, does he have testicular cancer or something? they are massive!!
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Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people
I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1
by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015
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When a new, unsubstantiated claim of diagnosed metastases are offered when a made man is brought to trial
Jared Kushner referred to his Mafia cancer in his 2023 criminal trial
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A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.
I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
Long story short, you get no bitches
by Hooey Macgoo April 7, 2023
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A condition where cancer is developed in both Male Testicles and Brain that affects it so that the cringey nature makes all of the Female genome to subconsciously feel disgusted by it, where it makes the Male genome want to absolutely WWE body slam the carrier due to it’s unfunny, and absolutely brain cell mass killing cringey nature
I’m sorry sir, you’ve been diagnosed with Hessticular cancer
by Hooey Macgoo April 7, 2023
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A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty
Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches

Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”
by Hooey Macgoo April 9, 2023
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