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Canadian Handjob 

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just the balls
"Brett, did you get some last night?" "Yeah but just a Canadian Handjob"
Canadian Handjob by Salt18 November 18, 2016
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Canadian handjob 

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The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons
Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?

Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob

Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons
Canadian handjob by beingcatfishedrn October 9, 2018
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Canadian Handjob 

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Recieving a reach a round during a hand job and recieving two fingers into the anus while wearing a denim jacket in the small spoon position.
"Andrew got a Canadian Handjob from that one chick he met at the bar, he said he really liked it.
Canadian Handjob by Josh June 20, 2006
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Canadian Handjob 

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When a person jerks off two seated friends, one with each hand, using the ski pole method, with winter gloves on.
Those two guys got a Canadian Handjob from that stripper in Vegas.
Canadian Handjob by Dan5 April 25, 2025
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trucker's tan 

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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting

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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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