Canadian Thanksgiving 

Canadian Thanksgiving is having a regular thanksgiving like feast at a non-thanksgiving time of the year.

Eating turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, etc. in March, or August: I know it is June, but turkey is delicious, lets have a Canadian Thanksgiving.
Did you know that in Canada they celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving in October?

Canadian Thanksgiving by Hamiltwan June 6, 2010

Canadian Thanksgiving 

Held on the Second Monday of October in Canada, the Canadian Thanksgiving is one of the few days where we get to lay off our usual diet of Maple Syrup and Poutine in favor of Turkey and Stuffing.

Thanksgiving in Canada is quite interesting, because rather than each household being snowed in individually like the rest of the year, our entire family tree rides their polar bears to a select household's igloo. We then talk about the Leaf's game while sipping on a nice, cold Alpine beer.

Canadian: So, this Thanksgiving we rode our polar bears-
American: Wait, the f***? it's only October, dude.
Canadian: You dumbo!! It's the Canadian Thanksgiving!

Canadian Thanksgiving by mentalkid123 August 5, 2017

Canadian Thanksgiving 

First established in 1987 by Canadian Parliament in an attempt to prove that Canada is a real country. Today Canadian Thanksgiving is celebrated in one country (Canada) by dozens of people.

No it's not the real Thanksgiving, it's Canadian Thanksgiving.

Canadian Thanksgiving by dockboy November 14, 2010

Canadian Thanksgiving 

The process of stuffing an entire honey-maple ham up your rectum

My partner was having trouble performing so I attempted a Canadian Thanksgiving to help ease the mood.

Canadian Thanksgiving by Dictionarium_Jack February 5, 2021

Canadian Thanksgiving 

n., urban gay slang:

When you attempt to announce your Coming Out Of The Closet in a speech to your family during the holidays like a big drama queen, but no one hears you because they're too drunk and/or too busy scarfing down turkey and pumpkin pie.

That was one hell of a close call, Jeff. Good thing it turned out to be a Canadian Thanksgiving, eh!"

Canadian Thanksgiving by Harry B Otch November 27, 2010

Canadian Thanksgiving 

When one continually apologizes during sex or any sexual act.

Nice guy but when he took me home it’s was a real Canadian Thanksgiving “Oh baby oh baby, I’m sorry. Thank you, that’s the spot, I’m sorry”

Canadian Thanksgiving by Eldon John October 7, 2021

Canadian Thanksgiving 

A Canadian Thanksgiving is when you and a group of friends break into a basketball arena to jerk off on a poster of the 2019 Golden State Warriors while everyone does their best Kawhi Leonard media day laugh impersonation. The last person to finish has to bury any evidence of the crime under a Canadian School. If the crime goes unpunished for a generation, a successful Canadian Thanksgiving has occurred.

Gordon’s Kawhi laugh was so good last night I couldn’t finish and had to take the bag of DNA to Kamloops to bury for the Canadian Thanksgiving.

Canadian Thanksgiving by Funkmaster Gordon November 21, 2023