Canadian Swish 

A basketball shot that just hits the net, but doesn't go in. The ball goes below the rim and doesn't touch anything but net.

Man, that kid is so bad, he just through up a canadian swish.

Canadian Swish by logmaster13 April 24, 2010

Canadian Shish-Kabob 

The act of stabbing one's penis through strips of bacon and then recieving oral sex.

Woman 1: Where did you go out to eat on Valentine's Day?

Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.

Woman 1: What did he cook?

Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.

Canadian Shish-Kabob by Kruger_In_Sight April 1, 2011