Canadian Logan

You see, Logans are a special breed. As in they are actually special. The Canadian comes in in that they're apologetic and white af. They enjoy defending, in their words, the Great empire of Canada to their friends who may be against it. The word eh is used every two sentences at least 3 times followed by a sorry.

Dude that guys the epitome of a Canadian Logan.

Canadian Logan by Dr.Awesome007 May 24, 2018

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Canadian Loaner

Another name for a blow - job, most typically used as slang in Canada.

"Last night was great! My girlfriend gave me one heck of a Canadian Loaner!"

Canadian Loaner by Captain of Falcons April 2, 2012

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canadian cock loan

When you are doing a girl doggy style while a very close friend of yours is hiding in the closet. You pull out and have your close friend take over. You run outside quietly, and wave to the girl from the window.

My buddy and I pulled a canadian cock loan on my girlfriend last night.

canadian cock loan by sheepszies December 31, 2008

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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