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canadian ivy league 

Basically the oldest, most selective, richest Canadian universities - McGill University, University of Toronto and Queen's University.

There are others that get honourable mention, but these three are the top dogs, all within a few hours of each other, and all highly internationally ranked. All three have ties to the American Ivy League too, and were even founded before Canada had its own constitution.
Three dads talking about their kids' school acceptances:
1 "Hot damn, my son's going to Toronto - they publish more than Harvard!"
2 "Well hey, my boy's off to McGill - "The Harvard of the North" where they INVENTED football and hockey!"
3 "Oh yeah, my daughter's off at Queens - working with kids who transferred from Cornell!"
4 "Mmm... I wish my little girl could've gone to a Canadian Ivy League... she's going to Brock."
*Laughter*
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Canadian Ivy League 

1. McGill
2. UofT
3. McMaster

4. Waterloo

5. UBC

These are the best universities in Canada. Not many come close to the top 5. Western and Queens students like to think they part of the top 5, but really those bawtymons ain’t.
“One of my boys goes to the Canadian Ivy League

“Really, where”

“McMaster health sci

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026