Canadian Handjob

When a gentleman gives another gentleman a handjob.

I think Mike wants to give me a Canadian Handjob.

Canadian Handjob by 0vechkin December 9, 2012

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Canadian Handjob

just the balls

"Brett, did you get some last night?" "Yeah but just a Canadian Handjob"

Canadian Handjob by Salt18 November 18, 2016

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Canadian handjob

The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons

Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?

Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob

Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons

Canadian handjob by beingcatfishedrn October 9, 2018

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Canadian Handjob

Recieving a reach a round during a hand job and recieving two fingers into the anus while wearing a denim jacket in the small spoon position.

"Andrew got a Canadian Handjob from that one chick he met at the bar, he said he really liked it.

Canadian Handjob by Josh June 20, 2006

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Canadian Handjob

When a person jerks off two seated friends, one with each hand, using the ski pole method, with winter gloves on.

Those two guys got a Canadian Handjob from that stripper in Vegas.

Canadian Handjob by Dan5 April 25, 2025

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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