A wonderful country that has produced some very, very hot women such as Elisha Cuthbert and Pamela Anderson. Also I spent two weeks there and only heard one "ey."

Plain and simple:
Fucking Awsome

Nation in North America that produced some of the most awesome things known to the world, including the progressive rock wizards Rush, maple syrup, and hockey.

One of the 112 countries that President George Bush cannot locate on a map of the world - even if the map is labelled. They only teach shooting and spitting in Texas schools. Bush failed both...always hitting his foot, again with both. Must have been the coke.

The mysterious blank space at the top of American maps where snowstorms, cold fronts, maple syrup, hockey players and comedians come from.

The area to the north of America (that's up on a normal map).
Think of it as the brain of North America, with the United States being the mouth, and Mexico being the beard.

Despite popular belief Canada's army is one of the best trained army's in the world since we invest almost our entire military budget in training as apposed to America who invests in technology. The combination of the two is unstoppable (see: Devil's Brigade).

Yes we do love hockey, and most Canadians would have a lot more respect for Americans didn't vote for George the second. However Canada and America are still like Maple Syrup and Pancakes, or BL & T, or maybe even a Chocolatey Outside and a creamy Caramel center.

(Just remember that Michael Cera from Superbad is Canadian).

A Canadian in the U.S invented Basketball.