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Campaign Bill 

Based on a Government A system where individuals must submit a "Campaign Bill" to qualify as a presidential candidate. Once elected, a candidate's Campaign Bill automatically becomes law. This approach aims to enhance transparency and accountability by requiring candidates to publicly disclose their proposed legislation before the election.

Campaign Bills differ from standard legislative bills; they are created and submitted by presidential candidates. Only one Campaign Bill can be enacted per election, via election. Candidates cannot alter or replace their bills after qualifying, ensuring their commitments remain clear.

While skeptics and critics despised the change, the people were empowered. The people could now exercise the same authority they grant their representatives in Congress. Money in politics were nullified due to the importance of voting in the bill, not the person or their identity, platform promises or so called opinions. The public became well informed, causing the governments to put the people over pockets. Truly turning a new leaf, so much so civilians from other countries championed this radical change and revolutionized the world now explicitly for the betterment of all mankind. They're were some trivial mishaps and concerns in the beginning that got squashed 4 years later, removing gerrymandering for example. In the end after trial and error progress rapidly took place.
So how is America, the public and military going to respond when the Campaign Bill making Trump dictator of the USA and we all get 1 million dollars a month, and enforce mandatory annoying unwise fear mongering contrarian lessons from Russian Israeli Gestapo Eels? Cause he won y'all.
Campaign Bill by Klueade August 16, 2025
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026