Skip to main content

camp matoaka 

THE most awesome, incredible place on earth. Anyone who has not been there is so missing out. Home of college league, sing, banquet, the PAC, and the entire world's best chocolate chip pancakes. Also home of the world's best JAPS <3.
Camp Matoaka beats Vega at everything they do!

OMG camp matoaka starts tomorrow!

I wonder who will win camp matoaka's college league!!!
camp matoaka by matoakalover194 March 5, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

camp matoaka 

the best camp in the whole entire world. if you go there then you have had the most amazing summers of your life and if you dont then you are a loser. it is the home of some of the most amazing japs in the universe. it is for rich people. but even though the people are jappy and stuff they are the most amazing people in the world who go the most amazing camp in the universe
"MATOAKA IS THE BEST THING ON THE PLANET. FUCK YOU VEGA GIRLS. psh, with out pink cabins, we rock!"
"you dont go to camp matoaka?! haha. loser"
camp matoaka by camp matoaka November 7, 2007

Camp matoaka 

The best fucking place on earth. Even though the girls there might act jappy they don’t show it. They’re kind hearted people who share the love for this special place. There is fun for everyone there wether you like water activities, crafts, sports, or anything else you will find it at camp matoaka. Not to mention they have the best Whoopie pies and chocolate chip pancakes in the whole entire world. And can I add they’re bunks are PINK. All in all matoaka is the best place ever
Caribou and manitou boys: so excited for the social with camp matoaka, the girls are hotties
Matoaka girls: looking gorgeous like always

Vega girls: we should be more like the matoaka girls they’re so much better
Camp matoaka by Heyyyyperson March 31, 2019

Camp Matoaka 

Camp Matoaka is an all girls sleep-away camp in Smithfield Maine. It is home to a beautiful campus of pink cabins and green fields. The camp has been running for many decades and is incredibly girly. It is a great place to go for a fun relaxing camp experience, but you won’t get any of the nitty gritty hiking or hands on experience that you would get from other camps. Matoaka girls are very spirited, but are usually not the most sporty or tomboyish.
I’m sending my daughter to Camp Matoaka because she is very girly and refuses to go to a camp that hikes.
More from Urban Dictionary
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
Load more