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camberwell carrot 

A joint made up of 12 papers that's about 18" long and filled with pure weed. The term comes from the cult classic film Withnail and I.
Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve spliffs. It is called a Camberwell carrot.

Marwood: It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.

Danny: It is impossible to roll a camberwell carrot with anything less.

Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell carrot.

Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell and it's shaped like a carrot.
camberwell carrot by robert marley February 29, 2004
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camberwell carrot 

An extremely large spliff. (After a reference in the film, Withnail & I.)
Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve spliffs. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
(From Withnail & I.)
camberwell carrot by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

Camberwell Carrot 

A fat spliff / joint / jazz fag / marley cigarette.
From the film withnail and I, with Richard E Grant
Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.
Camberwell Carrot by zeo July 30, 2005

Camberwell Carrot 

A giant joint Danny invented in Camberwell, made up of 12 papers and the most powerful grass in the Western Hemisphere. It tends to make you very high.
Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve skins. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
Marwood: It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.

Danny: It's impossible to roll a Camberwell carrot with anything less.
Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell...and it's shaped like a carrot.
Camberwell Carrot by Desmond Wolfe December 29, 2021
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