calzone tits

A pair of tits that are each shaped like a hanging calzone. They tend to look like cheese filled pouches as their name describes. Thin at the top and gradually get thicker as you progress down towards the circular portion of the breast.

Wow check out the calzone tits on that stripper!

by Erkan The Barbarian April 24, 2015

Calzone Tits

Saggy, middle aged man boobs. Commonly seen in aging weight lifters.

Rick stopped working out years ago and now he has calzone tits!

by RichBee193 June 26, 2015