Callym 

A Callym is brought into the world by planting the Callym seed in freshly tilled dirt. Then, after 9 months of watering and good sunlight, he sprouts a golden tuft above the ground, then, and only then, can his gardener pull the tuft from the ground, and at that moment, a wild Callym will have been born into the world. After a few years of growth in adolescence, he will begin to develop a bulb that at the age of 16, will sprout into a cabbage, then and only then, can he be chopped up and put into a wonderful green salad for the superior meat men to look at, sniff, and throw in the trash. because vegetables are inferior and meat is forever.

"I actually bought myself a Callym today, plan to plant him this morn'."
"Really, I've been meaning to try one of those,"

Callym by MeatBeater27 February 6, 2021

Callamized

To be in the state of shock or bewilderment after walking out of an infamous Dr. Christopher Callam exam; to be academically violated.

Synonyms: Apocalypse, discombobulating, disorientation, complete bafflement, to be completely defeated.

I so Callamized by that exam, that someone had to direct me out of the building.

Callamized by babycakes21 February 10, 2010

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.

"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"

Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

CallMeKevin 

The amazing YouTube who goes around ruining peoples lives, killing people in the sims, and doing great things like drilling someones head in surgeon simulator. 10/10 doctor.

Person 1: Yo I think I got bore ragnorok
Person 2: just go to the CallMeKevin hospital
Person 1: no please not anything like that please no I have a family
Person 2: Feck ur family lmao just have a drill inserted into your ear its very healthy

CallMeKevin by Feck You lmaooo January 1, 2019

Callum’s corner 

British nonce Hunter
Who released no no noncesence
He exposes celebrities and youtubers for being nonces. He has a tic tac head

Dav alright this Callum’s corner man is well funny with us no no noncesence song

Callum’s corner by Little-willyy August 14, 2018

cally3d 

hot fnaf girls

cally3d

cally3d by dajeo October 1, 2022

CallMeKevin 

A youtuber who youtubes youtubing like a youtuber should youtube.

CallMeKevin's intro:

Hey guys its Kevin and

50 seconds later...

Crowley

CallMeKevin by lololol69master April 26, 2014