A Callym is brought into the world by planting the Callym seed in freshly tilled dirt. Then, after 9 months of watering and good sunlight, he sprouts a golden tuft above the ground, then, and only then, can his gardener pull the tuft from the ground, and at that moment, a wild Callym will have been born into the world. After a few years of growth in adolescence, he will begin to develop a bulb that at the age of 16, will sprout into a cabbage, then and only then, can he be chopped up and put into a wonderful green salad for the superior meat men to look at, sniff, and throw in the trash. because vegetables are inferior and meat is forever.
"I actually bought myself a Callym today, plan to plant him this morn'."
"Really, I've been meaning to try one of those,"
"Really, I've been meaning to try one of those,"
by MeatBeater27 February 06, 2021
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

