call of the wild 

When someone has drunk a lot in an evening, orders that one drink too far, takes a sip, places it on the bar and walks out without any goodbyes or acknowledgement to anyone.

Person 1: Where's Steve?
Person 2: I don't know, maybe he left. He was pretty far gone.
Person 1: Probably answered the Call of the Wild.

call of the wild by Bruhaha November 20, 2011

CALL OF THE WILD 

The urge to have sex.

This chick I'm trying to date has been teasing me for a month. I'm starting to feel the call of the wild.

CALL OF THE WILD by mynameisb October 3, 2009

call of the wild 

The urge one sometimes experiences to masterbate. Some people when they have to use the bathroom say they need to answer the call of nature, so when one gets an "urge", they can say they need to answer the call of the wild.

I gotta answer the call of the wild

call of the wild by Maxx69 January 11, 2009

call of the wild 

When all of sudden, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a shit

You: Sorry buddy, I’ve got to go. I’ve got the call of the wild.
Buddy: Which call?

You: A shit.
Buddy: I thought you meant to masturbate.
You: Piss off I need a shit. Goodbye.

call of the wild by FlatCapWolf October 26, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019