faf

1. Fat As Fuck is what i've always used it as, however, apparently it can also stand for:
2. Fit As Fuck
Shit, that girl is faf!
by Maxx69 February 10, 2008
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call of the wild

The urge one sometimes experiences to masterbate. Some people when they have to use the bathroom say they need to answer the call of nature, so when one gets an "urge", they can say they need to answer the call of the wild.
by Maxx69 February 10, 2008
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