Definitions by Maxx69

faf 

1. Fat As Fuck is what i've always used it as, however, apparently it can also stand for:
2. Fit As Fuck

Shit, that girl is faf!

faf by Maxx69 January 11, 2009

call of the wild 

The urge one sometimes experiences to masterbate. Some people when they have to use the bathroom say they need to answer the call of nature, so when one gets an "urge", they can say they need to answer the call of the wild.

I gotta answer the call of the wild

call of the wild by Maxx69 January 11, 2009