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California Wildfire 

A sex position where the male puts lighter fluid on his penis and lights it on fire and you see how long you can last.
Jim: “Hey bro you have fun last night?”
Tom: “yeah bro me and my girl did California wildfire last night and I lasted a whole 9 seconds but now I’ve got second degree burns”
Jim: “nice nibba
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California Wildfire 

When a guy does the helicopter with his penis and cum comes out
I did a California Wildfire all over my girlfriend last night, more fun than a regular cum shower
California Wildfire by eggsnbacon November 15, 2019

California Wildfire 

When you're having sex doggy style, light up a cigarette and stick the butt end of your partners asshole so it protrudes out like a candle in a birthday cake. When you climax, aim your load at the cherry of the cigarette to extinguish it before the ember burns all the way down to your partner's asshole.
I gave my girlfriend a California wildfire this weekend, I almost didnt put out the cigarette in time!
California Wildfire by Hellvig September 20, 2020

California Wildfire 

(Requires practice) While giving anal, have a large bottle of alcohol with a towel wedged in it and a lighter nearby, (See Molotov cocktail.) When you ejaculate, light the towel on fire, pull out fast, and shove the lit bottle up your partner’s ass. (Towel end out) Then shove them as hard as you can into the ground. The result should be a California wildfire.
That bitch bit my dick so I gave her a California wildfire.

California Wildfire 

When you have sex with a girl, and after you finish you light her on fire.
I was banging this chick last night, and as soon as I was done, I California Wildfire'd her ass
California Wildfire by TheRabbi October 8, 2011

californa wild fire 

the use of a lighter or match to light a girls pubes on fire. then using your jizz to put the fire out.
barbara logan price was shocked when i performed the californa wild fire like a true professional
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
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Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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