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California Wildfire 

A sex position where the male puts lighter fluid on his penis and lights it on fire and you see how long you can last.
Jim: “Hey bro you have fun last night?”
Tom: “yeah bro me and my girl did California wildfire last night and I lasted a whole 9 seconds but now I’ve got second degree burns”
Jim: “nice nibba
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California Wildfire 

When a guy does the helicopter with his penis and cum comes out
I did a California Wildfire all over my girlfriend last night, more fun than a regular cum shower
California Wildfire by eggsnbacon November 15, 2019

California Wildfire 

When you're having sex doggy style, light up a cigarette and stick the butt end of your partners asshole so it protrudes out like a candle in a birthday cake. When you climax, aim your load at the cherry of the cigarette to extinguish it before the ember burns all the way down to your partner's asshole.
I gave my girlfriend a California wildfire this weekend, I almost didnt put out the cigarette in time!
California Wildfire by Hellvig September 20, 2020

California Wildfire 

(Requires practice) While giving anal, have a large bottle of alcohol with a towel wedged in it and a lighter nearby, (See Molotov cocktail.) When you ejaculate, light the towel on fire, pull out fast, and shove the lit bottle up your partner’s ass. (Towel end out) Then shove them as hard as you can into the ground. The result should be a California wildfire.
That bitch bit my dick so I gave her a California wildfire.

California Wildfire 

When you have sex with a girl, and after you finish you light her on fire.
I was banging this chick last night, and as soon as I was done, I California Wildfire'd her ass
California Wildfire by TheRabbi October 8, 2011

californa wild fire 

the use of a lighter or match to light a girls pubes on fire. then using your jizz to put the fire out.
barbara logan price was shocked when i performed the californa wild fire like a true professional

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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