If you are caught pulling a "calabrese" you are caught fuking someones twin sister and there mother at the same time. You must be caught by the male twin brother.
by Rob Morris March 20, 2005
(Cal-a-bree-zee) To confess your love to an overweight and/or busted female whilst sobbing in a drunken stupor.
by Do Whoosh Bo Baggins December 7, 2006
The word calabrese refers to a member of an indigenous tribe, native of the southern part of Italy (yes... the country with pizza, pasta and mafia). For their behaviour, they are often confused with primates, like apes and monkeys. For their chimpanzee-like status they were deeply discriminated during the 80s of the last century by other members of Terronia. But after tough battles for their rights, they were able to acquire the italian citizenship. This event passed into history as "monke rights matter".
"Few days ago, I saw Mario throwing a piece of shit.
He is such a calabrese!"
"In recent days a friend of mine has a quite strange behaviour: he eats lots of bananas and often makes some strange feral noises. I fear he might be turning into a calabrese..."
He is such a calabrese!"
"In recent days a friend of mine has a quite strange behaviour: he eats lots of bananas and often makes some strange feral noises. I fear he might be turning into a calabrese..."
by Aizaturemlun May 12, 2021
Thos who derive from Calabria, The southern most region of the Italian mainland. They are more like Sicilians then northern Italians. Both have the dark skin, dark hair and very similar dialects.
by Rizzuto killa April 8, 2005
a guy that is lookin forward to smash your face if u say shit about anyone of his friends,a guy gurls seem to like but can be an asshole sometimes, but hes only kidding
by Wop November 11, 2003
A somewaht good looking man of italian decent, that thinks the world revolves around him. He teaches at a campus near you.
by psycho killer July 30, 2003
Someone from the region of Calabria in Italy. Usually has very bad taste in home decor and clothing, e.g., plastic coverings on chairs, tacky Sicilian carts, 2" acrylic nails, bright pink lipstick.
by mromano July 9, 2005