Cagaronni Maximus Share definition Flag When you pile all the black children in the world on a stack of hay and you take a huge dump on them from the eiffel tower. -That dude is legendary -Why? -HE DID A CAGARONNI MAXIMUS!! -WHAT?? Cagaronni Maximus by Xana gurl October 9, 2017 Get the Cagaronni Maximus mug.