Caesar Fan 

A caesar fan is a person who very much enjoys the character 'caesar' from the movie 'planet of the apes' as well as all monkeys in general.

A caesar fan would say: "I am a massive caesar fan, this is why I'm at a monkey zoo! Hooray!"

Caesar Fan by Crown_Champion March 11, 2023

Caesarean section

A ritualistic birthing method practised almost universally among humans in the western hemisphere and most of Europe. Also known as a "c-section".

In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.

Dave's dating this cougar. He said she's had five kids, all without a Caesarean section. He swears you can tie her meat curtains in a knot.

Caesarean section by Captain Vimes October 14, 2011

Caesarian 

(adjective) A feeling of extreme power or kingliness that makes one feel akin the Julius Caesar.

Mate, after your performance last weekend you must be feeling absolutely Caesarian.

Caesarian by UbiquitousLatin September 24, 2019

caesarean haircut 

1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.

2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.

“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
“I did it myself with barber clippers.”

“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”

caesarean haircut by Bottom Ford, Esq December 29, 2010

Caesarian Section 

a Caesarian Section is where a doctor puts a hole in a pregnant woman's uterus to make the baby come out, instead of the normal way. many women choose to do this to "keep their pussies Snapper ready".

Person 1: "i heard the Mary got a Caesarian Section."

Person 2: "yeah, and now her pussy is snapper ready!"

Caesarian Section by Welcome_to_LTown September 6, 2013

Caesarean Compliment 

A LARGE compliment of something or someone followed by 23 complaints, comments, and criticisms of who or what you just complimented

Caesarean Compliment: "You are the best husband ever" followed with comments, complaints, and criticisms for the next several hours

Caesarean Compliment by Safety Lane March 29, 2022