Cache Valley 

Pretty much every stereotype about Utah.

i moved to cache valley from vacaville cali!

Cache Valley by apple99552 August 18, 2009

Cache Valley 

A suburb of Salt Lake City that is known for its' cheees and... well that about it, well actually it has the highest mormans per capita, oh! and we also have one of the worst colleges in the country Utah State University.

Artard: lets go to Cache Valley!
Pimp: nigga are you dumb? if we go to Cache Valley They'll convert us to Mormons and feed us stanky cheese

Cache Valley by cjpink February 14, 2007

Cache Valley Mormon 

Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that live in Cache County, Utah. Arguably the worst Mormons out there due to their rampant level of incest and cheapness.

Dude 1: Dude look at this chick I matched with!
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...

Cache Valley Mormon by Big Camp June 6, 2022