by apple99552 August 18, 2009
A suburb of Salt Lake City that is known for its' cheees and... well that about it, well actually it has the highest mormans per capita, oh! and we also have one of the worst colleges in the country Utah State University.
Artard: lets go to Cache Valley!
Pimp: nigga are you dumb? if we go to Cache Valley They'll convert us to Mormons and feed us stanky cheese
Pimp: nigga are you dumb? if we go to Cache Valley They'll convert us to Mormons and feed us stanky cheese
by cjpink February 12, 2007
Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that live in Cache County, Utah. Arguably the worst Mormons out there due to their rampant level of incest and cheapness.
Dude 1: Dude look at this chick I matched with!
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...
by Big Camp June 6, 2022