adj. slow, stupid, mentally absent and at the same time maintaining a positive attitude. Refers to the character Caboose in the web show Red vs Blue.
Comparative: Caboosier
Superlative: Caboosiest
Church: This is Caboose's mind, so everybody here is pretty much as Caboosey as the world. That means everyone here is going to be either really happy or make no sense whatsoever.
Bob: I thought the meeting was tomorrow.
Josh: They sent like twenty emails saying it was yesterday. You may be the Caboosiest person I have ever met.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.