Cabbage Fingers Share definition Flag A symptom of Cabbagefingitus. A person with cabbage like phalanges. George put his Cabbage Fingers up his girlfriend's twat and they turned into sauerkraut. Cabbage Fingers by Iammega October 11, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Cabbage Fingers mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch