Cunt me

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A phrase, exponentially worse than 'fuck me', used to express heartfelt displeasure at an unfortunate turn of events.

"By clicking 'yes', I just reformatted my hard drive?! Aaarrggh! CUNT ME!!!"

Cunt me by the sobsister September 13, 2004

Words you can keep

Cunt me

To be overly excited, filled with craziness, and can hardly keep in control, if that.

Sam Says: Cunt me Cunt me Cunt me!!! WHOA!!!

Cunt me by Stef March 17, 2004

Related Words

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Cunt me in

An expression used when you agree to become part of an epic fuck fest involving many hot, possibly drunken, sluts.

Mikey: Yo! It's beer night at the sorority house and they just made a booty call! Wanna come with?

Steve-o: Oh yeah! Cunt me in!

Cunt me in by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

fite me cunt

Usually used in Australia or by Australians as an upgrade to fight me.
Also used in Connect 4 memes.

Person 1: Fight me, bitch.
Australian: Fite me cunt.

fite me cunt by Rexcanyon792 February 15, 2018

Aww fuck me cunt

1. Extreme dissapointment, sadness, loss, rejection and slight fear of some sort.

2. Strange form of horniness.

1. "Aww fuck me cunt I dropped the weeed."

2. "Haarrrdeerr LARRY!"

Aww fuck me cunt by Lit_turtle2864 June 23, 2022

come at me cunt

To threaten someone

Person a: come at me cunt

come at me cunt by Dray98411 September 16, 2022

Fuck me dead cunt

Australian slang, used during a bout of serious anger or displeasure, generally directed towards another individual.

Guy 1: Sorry boss I forgot to bring me tools to work today.

Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.

Fuck me dead cunt by Total Yobbo May 6, 2021

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026