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The act of someone, in most cases female, seeking to see if a man is lying or already in a relationship by asking several questions of the CSI-ee and friends, looking around the apartment/house and/or online for clues like a Crime Scene Investigator.
Leah noticed a bra in a man's bathroom, dishware for two, and a photo collage of a girl in the guy's place where she has visited for the first time.

"The second she entered the house, she began CSI'ing the place."
CSI'ing by BluePumpkin May 20, 2009
after watching too many episodes of C.S.I., you start thinking that you are a "CSI" when things go weird thus you investigate or start "CSI'ING" what you don't now or understand.
man, my lighter is missing, I know one of y'all took it, 'm gonna be CSI'ING the shit outa this place till I find it yo!
CSI'ing by kagic September 23, 2016

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026