couch muncher

A couch muncher is a person who takes up the whole couch while munching on tostitos or other assorted brand name chips. The couch muncher does not proceed to get up when asked.

Kayla would not get her fat ass off the couch, fucking couch muncher!!

by Kaylabrandonalicia September 7, 2005

cooch muncher

One who enjoys eating, sucking, or snacking on the grundle area.

Clarky did five years for being a public cooch muncher.

by jesus abadobot June 23, 2008

cooch muncher

Or coochie muncher, is someone (usually a lesbian) who enjoys munching coochie (eat pussy).

"There is no point hitting on her, she is a cooch muncher."
"Oh, I didnt know she was a cooch muncher!"

by coochiemuncher June 21, 2019

cooch-muncher

Describes one who munches cooch.

“Georgia likes women, so she must be a cooch-muncher”.

by elementbeach September 21, 2023