by Uncle Joe July 31, 2003
n. A penis which has a very long, but skinny, thin shaft, with a huge bellend. And when I say skinny, thin shaft, I mean it. I mean, it has the Girth of a pencil.
It's kind of like a wrecking ball, but it's a dick.
It's kind of like a wrecking ball, but it's a dick.
Amy: Hey, Jess! How was that guy you nailed last night?
Jess: Eew. I don't wanna talk about it it. His penis... It was a cobbler! I coulda tied a DOUBLE knot in it!
Jess: Eew. I don't wanna talk about it it. His penis... It was a cobbler! I coulda tied a DOUBLE knot in it!
by Rubber Roddy November 30, 2011
by Erik Belsaas March 16, 2005
Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.
by The Spike February 25, 2007
the act of busting a load on a girls face, then her wiping it on her index finger, and jamming that finger straight up your ass.
by BlumpKING July 30, 2004
by H4XOR13 April 17, 2023