Coasties are the
random students who choose to attend midwestern universities, such as
UW-Madison, that come from the coast. Most prevalantly coming from New York or New
Jersey.
Coasties usually keep to themselves and are stuck up and lack the humility that most midwesterners have. They voluntarily choose to segragate themselves from the population. Don't bother trying to talk to them, as they will look down to you. They usually take over the school's greek system, keeping us normal
people out.
The
girls tend to act pretty
dumb and use the word "like" alot. They dress really slutty in their black spandex and v-neck shirts. Northface jackets, big sunglasses, scarves, and ugg boots are a must.
The guys are obsessed with the Yankees and the Jets and are overconfident in their abilities with women. Most of them are douchebags.
More recently coastie has become more of a social definition rather than a geographical one. Some
people in certain Chicago suburbs have also displayed the coasite trait. This group is called fauxsties. To be fair, there are nice
people from the coast with deveopled social skills, but sadly they are a dime a dozen.
Steve: Hey, should I join a
frat?
Carl: No, theyre full of coasties, you wont like it
Steve: What's a coastie?
Carl: Just go to Langdon St, you'll see instantly
