Closy

mother of 35

"oh hey CLOSY how are you?" "doing fine, all 35 of my kids just played minecraft together!"

by ERAHN YEAGURE July 14, 2021

closis

Closis means small and petite so when u see something small u say “that is closis!’”

Omg! That pencil is so closis!

by John cegy loon January 08, 2020

closie

Self Portrait selfie taken for social media in such close proximity to the face you can not tell if the person is overweight or not.

Bro she's cute but she has to be fat. All her profile pictures are closies.

by Sean Ried April 10, 2015

closies for mostie

similar to 'besties for restie'
people who are close, but not best friends
however, even though the people will probably be good friends for the rest of their lives, it just rhymes better this way...

she's not my best friend, but we're closies for mostie

by pipee January 22, 2008

mars bar up a closie

On getting your nat king cole from a lady with a particularly loose vagina, particularly if it doesn't touch the sides. A closie is a Scottish word for a block of flats.

That girl I was with last night was so slack it was like throwing a Mars Bar up a closie

by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005

Closied

Someone of extreme intelligence and natural talent. Often a name, or a nickname.

Closied was world champion in several different sports.

by The Big Definition Man December 24, 2023

Closies

Those deemed to be worthy of commanding your closeness.

Jango's family makes me jealous, they're all a bunch of closies.

by Yeokel April 05, 2020