Clogged Toilet

Before anal, give your partner laxatives then use your dick as a butt plug.

Boy: Hey Alex, I heard Kranny gave Ariana a clogged toilet!!
Alex: hope he double bagged!

Clogged Toilet by Butt clogger November 3, 2018

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Clogged Toilet

Used during sexual intercourse, when you stick your own feces inside another human's butthole.

Guy 1: Bro what did you do on your tinder date?

Guy 2: Dude we did EVERYTHING. Even the clogged toilet!

Guy1: No way bro! she sounds like a keeper!

Clogged Toilet by darkenedwenis June 27, 2019

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Clogged Toilet

the sex act of stuffing multiple oranges or other spherical fruits into the vagina, then scrubbing the vaginal walls with a toilet brush

The tangelos I ate from the clogged toilet didn't taste very good

Clogged Toilet by HattoriHanzo October 31, 2011

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Toilet Clogger

person that clogs toilets because they fail to flush as they go

Mikey is a toilet clogger because he fails to flush as he goes

Toilet Clogger by Marvelous Momma November 21, 2010

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Toilet Clogger

a gay guy who gives a rimjob to another gay guy's anus while they're having sex

sebastian called carlos a toilet clogger, but he took it as a compliment

Toilet Clogger by shaqlover909 May 22, 2016

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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