CHEESE WONKER 

a "CHEESE WONKER" is a small, invisible, evil creature that make bombs out of snow and whale parts! they call them selfs eskimos so you dont think thier evil! they have pet snakes called jon without the "H" and work for the evil spork people from planet 13!

that guy is such a "CHEESE WONKER", he clearly needs to jump off a bridge!

CHEESE WONKER by DAVID KAVANAGH July 16, 2008

Cheese Wanker 

Someone who fancies themselves to be a cheese expert and can't stop talking about cheese.

He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!

Cheese Wanker by TheCheeseWanker April 13, 2022

Cheese Wanker 

cheese wanker

someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act

TOM: Bloody hell, this cheddar is great!
BERNARD: Tom, you cheese wanker!

Cheese Wanker by Addaz M May 17, 2008

dirty cheese wanker 

dirty cheese wanker

dirty cheese wanker

dirty cheese wanker by Swaggy Jason November 8, 2023

wonder cheese 

the sticky, gooey, sweaty, smelly stuff that accumulates under the male ballsack after hours of strenuous activity.

Dude you need a shower, i can smell your wonder cheese from here!

wonder cheese by suzuki249ryder February 3, 2009