chaz somers 

best sexy man in the world.

he is bringing sexy back.
he attracts many girls.
funny.
very sarcastic.

dude! chaz somers is soooo hot!

chaz somers by hahah i love you! December 27, 2010

Chaz Somers 

A sexy, hockey playing canadian.

Loves sarcasm and frequent trips to "dons." (McDonalds)

Person 1- "Wow, look at that hot canadian playing hockey and eating a big mac"
Person 2- "Oh thats just Chaz Somers"

Chaz Somers by chazSomersLoverrr February 19, 2011

chaz satchel 

1. A satchel that wraps around the shoulder and under the grundle or gooch as some call it.This satchel often contains various items belong to ones chaz, such as: condoms, money, sexual toys, cell phones or other e;ectronical devices.

2. A sex position that is essentially a copy cat of the real satchel. one person holds the other his/her feet around their shoulders. The one being held the wraps their head into their partners grundle and vigorously likes while cradling their gentiles the contents of the satchel.

Danny Ranalli has a sweet chaz satchel

Yo dude your mom loves when we do the chaz satchel

chaz satchel by mwdlikesalligators October 19, 2010

chaz spaz 

A type of erection a paralyzed male gets. It's not fully hard (usually) and will frequently have a spasm causing the erection to bounce up and down.

Girl: (to paralyzed lover) Why's your hard on dancing, does it want it?
Guy: Fuck no, its just a damn chaz spaz.

chaz spaz by dylan w March 20, 2008

Chaz Bono 2 Step 

When a drunk, 250 pound man-boy takes on a 140 pound girl in a fight. While simple math would result in the girl being overpowered, the fact that we are dealing with a man boy results in him getting a black eye, a mouthful of dirt, and pretending he can't remember it the next day.

Hey, did Nick try to rough up Sarah????

Well, he tried, but it just ended up being a Chaz Bono 2 step.

Chaz Bono 2 Step by toofatforwords October 26, 2011

Spaz Chaz

An electric scooter that is used by a disabled or lazy fat person.

"I just nearly got run over by the dude on the Spaz Chaz."

"Why don't you just trying walking instead of using the Spaz Chaz fatso."

"Check how fast that Spaz Chaz was going."

Spaz Chaz by Smelonpie December 30, 2013

squirrel chaz

When one , ( a male ) places his testicals into a squirrels mouth for reasons of a romantic nature......with sexy results!

"Whoa i totally squirrel chazed to keep from going insane in the woods until the search party found me . Thanks jesus (thumbs up)"

squirrel chaz by T,J, December 27, 2008