chav's are people who wear urban clothing can be considered wanna be's..occasionally hang out in fastfood places...or malls..diong nothing..usually white ppl...
mom-hey honey what'd you do today..??
kidd-went to mcd's
mom-thats all and with who?
kidd-me an freinds
mom-what did yo do there
kidd-sit and chill
mom--thats all wait with who?wait...
narrator(kidd left room)
obviouseley chav's hang at mc's
kidd-went to mcd's
mom-thats all and with who?
kidd-me an freinds
mom-what did yo do there
kidd-sit and chill
mom--thats all wait with who?wait...
narrator(kidd left room)
obviouseley chav's hang at mc's
by 1#chavwhoisawesomebtch.. September 20, 2010
Get the chav's mug.Sub Standard skunk that is seen all to frequently. Its not nice skunk but it aint oldskool weed. Buds are normally small and THC is at a minimum. Still if theres nothing else about its better then nothing!
Dave: Hey Greensmoker you still smoking that blueberry?
Greensmoker: Nah man ive run out and all thats going around is chav skunk!
Dave: Bad luck dude!
Greensmoker: Nah man ive run out and all thats going around is chav skunk!
Dave: Bad luck dude!
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chav speak:
oi init bruvv, got my 4 by 4 ravers and bass line skankers init sket. we goin to blow this place out wicked blud. ahhh mate thats well dog has it bluddd oi lets sketchit yo ay and hit the legs this is well waffle munter bruv.
translation
im ready to party. lets rock it. this crap let go.
oi init bruvv, got my 4 by 4 ravers and bass line skankers init sket. we goin to blow this place out wicked blud. ahhh mate thats well dog has it bluddd oi lets sketchit yo ay and hit the legs this is well waffle munter bruv.
translation
im ready to party. lets rock it. this crap let go.
by 96love June 28, 2009
Get the Chav speak mug.The usual work (shoplifting) attire of Chavs and Pikeys, of all the same brand of sports clothes (note: actually participating in sport other than bare knuckle fisticuffs is not the objective of the attire) and as a rule is never a mixture of brands or types of clothes.
also known as a shell suit (Chav Suit, Pikey Suit).
Usual suit types are Adidas, Reebok and Nike, looked down upon are the 4 stripe Adidas look alike ripoff suits, worn mostly by Northern Chavs and Pikeys.
also known as a shell suit (Chav Suit, Pikey Suit).
Usual suit types are Adidas, Reebok and Nike, looked down upon are the 4 stripe Adidas look alike ripoff suits, worn mostly by Northern Chavs and Pikeys.
by DJone July 27, 2011
Get the Chav Suit mug.1.A general term of abuse aimed at Chavs.
Of course a Chav would not see Chav as an insult.
Whether or not 'Scum' is insulting is unlikely.
2. A website about Chavs.
Of course a Chav would not see Chav as an insult.
Whether or not 'Scum' is insulting is unlikely.
2. A website about Chavs.
by Samuel SP October 11, 2005
Get the Chav Scum! mug.- A typical chav girl, that is also a huge slag
- Where's mainly trackies or cheap leggings with a shit top to go with
- Hair is a horrible blonde or black with roots showing; poker straight, dry and damaged
- Does a terrible job at fake tan; has a new stage of orange
- Wears too much foundation, eyeliner and mascara
- Has a tacky twist to every outfit and looks basically dreadful
- Favourite shop is Primark.
Most importantly, total slag! And has probably slept with half the concil estate... and several more.
- Where's mainly trackies or cheap leggings with a shit top to go with
- Hair is a horrible blonde or black with roots showing; poker straight, dry and damaged
- Does a terrible job at fake tan; has a new stage of orange
- Wears too much foundation, eyeliner and mascara
- Has a tacky twist to every outfit and looks basically dreadful
- Favourite shop is Primark.
Most importantly, total slag! And has probably slept with half the concil estate... and several more.
Boy: You know, *Chav Slag name* she only went and shagged someone I know. I well laughed at him, ahaha, total BANTER!
Girl: Nooooo! He must have been desperate then... I saw her going into Primark few days ago actually
Boy: Oh really?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Haha, unlucky. I fucking hate her, she's such a Chav Slag!
Girl: Nooooo! He must have been desperate then... I saw her going into Primark few days ago actually
Boy: Oh really?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Haha, unlucky. I fucking hate her, she's such a Chav Slag!
by neurallll December 29, 2010
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Below is a perfect example of writing 'chav speech'.
if i reli wanted 2 talk proper on ere rite i wud cud but i dont wanna. it fairly obvious tat i can cos gd uni's dnt accpet thicko's. and puttin dear phil, well, just 2 inform u my dear sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and my education is seperate from my social life cos i consider it 2 be quite stuck up thinkin ur above sum1 just cos u speak proper. i have brains love i just exercise it as was n wen i need 2. oh n ur just as phsychic as me, sayin i can only talk in text speak, wen i can actually rite proper, liek i sed.
if i reli wanted 2 talk proper on ere rite i wud cud but i dont wanna. it fairly obvious tat i can cos gd uni's dnt accpet thicko's. and puttin dear phil, well, just 2 inform u my dear sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and my education is seperate from my social life cos i consider it 2 be quite stuck up thinkin ur above sum1 just cos u speak proper. i have brains love i just exercise it as was n wen i need 2. oh n ur just as phsychic as me, sayin i can only talk in text speak, wen i can actually rite proper, liek i sed.
by LearnSomethingNew March 29, 2009
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