Anything foreign that makes it's way onto your face.
Dude! wipe that chab off your face.

After eating a sandwich Billy had a massive amount of chab in his beard.
by Hostile Sausage March 12, 2009
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is the ultimate male muscle combination desired by many but perfected by few. It is the chest + abs, when the whole upper body becomes one big mass and you can’t really tell where one starts and the other ends. Basically when someones upper body looks like a big round solid keg of fat or muscle.
It seems certain asian guys have perfected this marvelous display of chunk.
Dude: "Bro! put your shirt back on you look like you are pushing maximum density"

Fatty 1: "Nah! man the ladies love the Chabs"

Dude: "Man i wish i looked like a keg on stilts"
by Marty McHerps April 29, 2009
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an adjective describing something a hipster would be interested in. Something that has not yet reached mainstream status. Pretty much anything a hipster does or likes is chab.
That's a chab band.

Wearing nerd glasses with the lenses poked out is so chab.
by Mr. Sulu July 16, 2012
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Chastity Boy, a guy who strongly believes in Chastity and usually wears big belts to keep the girls out of his pants(;
That guy's so hot, but he's a Chab which is pretty disapointing.
by Loves2Cuddle April 17, 2011
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slang for thanks, cheers, ta etc.
doth wads out... chabs
(get your tits out... thanks)
by Benyb January 21, 2008
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