CFG 

Short for "Cheating Fucking Game". When while playing a video game, the computer A.I. seemingly goes out of its way to screw over the player. It does this through biasing RNG, an attempt to create dramatic moments, or in moving the goalposts to create a frustrating/addictive gaming experience.

"How the fuck did that happen?! I jumped! CFG!

"Stupid game glitches out, and now I'm dead. What a CFG!"

"Wooooow, there's no way the computer should have played that unless they're predicting the future, or looking at my hand, CFG.

CFG by bradtastik September 29, 2019

cfg 

Short for config. Configs are used in many games and were, as an example, used a lot in COD 4. A config modifies the look of the game altering performance and visual fidelity beyond what is possible in the options menu.

Have you checked out this new cfg? Would look sweet in a fragmovie!

cfg by YOUR_HAMSTER June 18, 2013

CFG 

Certified Flower Girl

She is a CFG (certified flower girl).

CFG by cfg1000 April 3, 2023

cfg 

A cool fuckin' guy. Used only for the coolest motherfuckers to ever grace this Earth.

Man: Have you ever met Kurt?
Bro: Kurt? You mean that CFG? That motherfucker is so damn chill.
Man: He really is. He really, really is.

cfg by FishFuckMcGee September 21, 2018

cfg 

Commonly known as Funk. or David Funk which left in the middle of cpl frustrated that his configs were not working

Funk abandoned his team during CPL because his CFG was illegal. That is all

cfg by 1337 h4x0r December 21, 2002

cfg 

Commonly known as Funk. or David Funk which left in the middle of cpl frustrated that his configs were not working

Funk uses Configs

cfg by 1337 h4x0r December 21, 2002

woot.cfg 

hellraiser < toodles > uses woot.cfg to perform cal-i haxor meneovers which in turn causes him to be such a leet haxor that he has speed hacks, walls, and aimbot v 3.7 .

if you were playing on de_nuke and you were a CT. if you came out of spawn you would be owned. then, you would be like "wtf?" and some d00d would say "d00d, h3s g0t w00t.cfg and he is a l33t haxor and he pwns the fuck out of you scrub cake nub sacks. then, in turn you would be like wtf? where can i get woot.cfg? and god would come out of your bathroom , slap you in the face, and tell you to go to #teamkop on gamesurge , and pm KoP|hellraiser`toodles and say "i want woot.cfg , in turn i will give you pie and nibble all over your nub sack"

woot.cfg by hellraiser < toodles > March 11, 2004