care police 

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.

Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."
...............___@@@__
......_____//____?____\______
----o--------CARE-POLICE----@)
-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-

care police by Thomas E. Peay September 15, 2004

care police 

A fictional organization to refer people to when you do not care what they are whining about.

Him: ohh emm geee, there are so meany haxxors in teh servar..!!!!11
Me: care police?

care police by #care-police August 15, 2004

care police 

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.
Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."

...............___@@@__
......_____//____?____\______
----o--------CARE-POLICE----@) NEE NOR NEE NOR
-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-

care police by Tai Nguyen February 16, 2005

care police 

Stupid gay teaches pets who dob on everysingle little thing u do!

"Fuck dude i smoked a bit last night"
care police then tells ya 'rents or teaches and ya get busted

care police by billiejoeiluvya May 13, 2005

carepolice 

A word used when someone has posted a whine post on forums.

<...............___@@@___
......____//_____?___\\_____
----,o-----CarePolice -_- -----@)
----`----(@)=========(@)-`

> omg hax, he ganked me for the 4th time!
< Please, Call the carepolice

carepolice by Kimari November 20, 2006